Shiny Chrome Monkeys
Wednesday, September 29, 2004
Only the Lyons' People Will Understand....
CLICK ME! (0) comments
Damn. Looks Like I'll Have to Change My Holiday Plans.
Reason # 8267 NOT to ever go to Africa."F" all of that "Cradle of Life" garbage - I have no intention of ever stepping foot on that land mass. Between ax-weilding revolutionaries, starvation, Aids epidemics and now this, I'd rather massage my genitals with steel wool. (0) comments
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
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Saturday, September 18, 2004
Too... Many.... Thoughts.......
- Take your pick of the comments below. They all go to the same place.1) Since Arnold was elected, they thought California needed a new anthem.
2) Green Day sure has gone downhill.
3) You know what's great about this song? It also works with "Mesapotamia".
4) I smell a Jessica Simpson cover coming!!!
By the way - if you laugh, you are going straight to hell. Direct. And you have to pay the cab driver Sacramento cab fare rates. OUCH! (0) comments
Who opened the floodgates?
Oh yeah, it was me. Oopsie!Anyways here's a site for the Klingon who has deep thoughts like:
What happens to the enemies I maim in combat?
Who instilled me with this constant bloodlust?
Should I eat meat off the same plate as fruit? (0) comments
Friday, September 17, 2004
Oh no, not Klingon postings!
If you are not at work....Nevermind, Not Safe For Occular Consumption (0) comments
You know encouraging them will just make it worse
Seriously. (0) commentsSaturday, September 11, 2004
Quite a conundrum
Like an enigma wrapped in a mystery.
Which side roots for this guy??
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Thursday, September 09, 2004
This is the actual place they moved into
As you can see they have a beautiful view of the lawn outside.
Wednesday, September 08, 2004
Finally....
We have moved into the new place AND the internet connection works. Will wonders never cease?
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Saturday, September 04, 2004
THIS WEEK'S THOUGHT.....
"I think in the next few years, synthetic urine will replace human urine"- Fred Klaus, purchasing manager for Redwood Toxicology
Good. I'm tired of making my own. Although, I thought Mountain Dew had been making their own synthetic version for years.
OH WHAT A LOVELY "TEA" PARTY!!!!! (0) comments
Friday, September 03, 2004
He isn't MY mayor
This guy is an ASSHAT. He needs to go pound sand. He makes me sick. (0) comments