Shiny Chrome Monkeys

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Damn. Looks Like I'll Have to Change My Holiday Plans.

Reason # 8267 NOT to ever go to Africa.

"F" all of that "Cradle of Life" garbage - I have no intention of ever stepping foot on that land mass. Between ax-weilding revolutionaries, starvation, Aids epidemics and now this, I'd rather massage my genitals with steel wool.

posted by Devin @ 10:33 PM