Shiny Chrome Monkeys

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

I just like the description

You know the drill by now. Adjust angle. Choose power level. Shoot. This time, however, you've got a water pistol and you're squirting a sunbathing beauty. You're kind of a jerk. Luckily, she's got the memory of a lobotomized gnat, so she'll get mad, scold you unintelligibly, move to a different spot on the beach, and immediately forget the entire incident. [C.L.]

posted by Feff @ 3:00 PM

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