Shiny Chrome Monkeys

Tuesday, February 24, 2004

Time to call in the Federation - they're attacking our tribute art!

This popped up on Yahoo News tonight - it's about two whiteys who vandalized a Joe Lewis statue in Detroit with white paint. I don't really care about the story, but this little stink nugget caught my eye:

"Police stopped the suspects in suburban (->) Romulus(<-) after authorities were tipped off by a motorist who saw two men covered with white paint leaving the city before dawn Monday, Romulus police Lt. Cora Semrau said."

Who would have thought that the real baddies hung out in the Romulan suburbs? I bet their tract housing is evil as well.

And, now I know where Joe is moving to after college.

posted by Devin @ 9:03 PM

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